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"We ate, we drank, we vomited."Have a beer!Methos.orgMethos.org
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Have a beer!Beer quotesHe was a wise man who invented beer. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Work is the curse of the drinking class. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. I drink to make other people interesting. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer. I can do with a bloody cold Highland ale right now. |
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