Words of wisdom
Indiscretions
You're not going to make a scene, are you?
Me: Did anyone ever tell you how beautiful you are?
Charlotte: No.
Me: Then the world is full of fools. (Eurominutes)
(whine) You'd do it for MacLeod!
Joe: Let's make this real simple. I'm a Watcher. You're an Immortal.
It's not my job to make your life easier.
Me: Your Watcher oath? Oh yeah,
heaven forbid that you'd get involved with an Immortal. Would compromise
your precious ethics, wouldn't it? Oh, providing, of course, it's possible
to do that with a hypocrite.
Joe: Where're you going?
Me: Next stage out of Dodge.
Joe: Will you turn the car around?
Me: Give me one good reason.
Joe: Because we're going the wrong way.
Me: I beg to differ. The bullets are back that way!
I saved your life! I get to choose!
Remember the Alamo, Joe.
A sloppy Watcher's a dead Watcher.
In the absense of any alternative, I thought
that I would go and do it the old-fashioned way.
You and me, we have to talk dad.
I feel like there's a bond between us.
Who'd ever have thought I'd end up with
a Watcher as my best friend?
Me: We actually make a really good team. We could be like Scully
and Mulder.
Joe: Yeah, right.
Me: Sipowitz and Simone.
Joe: Whatever.
Me: Caligula and Incitatus. No, maybe not Incitatus 'cause he was
a horse.
Joe: Will you shut up!
I'm easily amused.
Do the words compulsive obsessive mean
anything to you?
Just because I don't like to fight doesn't
mean that I can't.
[making a toast] To someday.
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